Warm, Versatile, Engaging Storyteller
I'm passionate about audiobooks. In fact, I've been a devoted "reader" of audiobooks since cassettes and CDs were our primary listening options.
Written by Christopher Bunn, Performed by Dana P. Rowe.
Audiobook release date: March 2024. (12+ hours)
COMEDY, MAYHEM AND MAGIC. Malix Shandy, the best-looking scoundrel in the kingdom, sets off on a hopeless quest to find the dreaded Fury Clock. If he doesn’t find it in seven days, he’ll suffer a fate worse than death. Brimming with romance, exciting elves in tight pants, dirty farmboys out to save the world, and tasty roast boar, The Fury Clock will tick-tock your universe into goat-flavored, literary utopia. After all, it isn’t every day you discover the shocking truth about gnomes, dragon eggs or Instant Boots.
Here’s what some famous people could’ve said about The Fury Clock: “A fantastic story! It played on my heart strings like a Cossack smashing a Stradivarius. I postponed overthrowing the Tsar in order to finish this book! Totally mega kudos!” — V. I. Lenin “Bunn’s prose is like snow falling gently on warm ashes of sacked city.” — Genghis Khan “This so-called writer, this Bunninski, he is capitalist peasant. He will be executed.” — J. Stalin “Oink!” — Fritzl the Pig
Lady of the Army: The Life of Mrs. George S. Patton
Written by Stefanie Van Steelandt, Read by Dana P. Rowe.
Audiobook release date: November 11, 2023. (19+ hours)
"A masterpiece of seminal research, Lady of the Army is an extraordinary, detailed, and unique biography of a remarkable woman married to a now legendary American military leader in both World War I and World War II." — Midwest Book Review
Called “a triumph” by Joanne Holbrook Patton and hailed for its extensive research and factual reporting, Lady of the Army straddles the line between the home and war fronts and tells the story of Beatrice Ayer Patton, the woman who shaped the man, fortified the soldier, and created the legend.
Written by Vlad Glaveanu, Read by Dana P. Rowe.
Audiobook release date: March 2024. (9+ hours)
When she and her friends embark on the perilous journey to find her grandfather, Lia has no idea how much her existence would change as a result. And her relationship with her Wish. After all, her life depends on keeping it safe.
The Wish Thief "combines the deep mythic resonance of Maggie Stiefvater's Raven Cycle with the rich fun of Jessica Townsend's Nevermoor. An unforgettable new voice in YA fantasy" (Kim Wilkins, author of Daughters of the Storm)